Mona Lisa Bubblegum

A Culinary Legacy—Asheville’s Oldest Restaurant

Cuisine From Near & Far

Welcome to Stoney Knob Café

Asheville’s Most Eclectic Hideaway

Party @ The Knob

A Feast to Remember: Your Celebration, Our Stage

Looking to make an impression? Planning a soirée that lingers in the memory long after the last toast? At Stoney Knob Café, we don’t just host gatherings—we orchestrate unforgettable experiences.

For affairs both lavish and intimate, we’ve designed two spectacular settings, each with its own distinct personality. The Red Room—bold, sultry, and delightfully over-the-top—sets the stage for nights filled with laughter, indulgence, and a touch of mischief. Meanwhile, the Mediterranean Room, bathed in Greek Blue and Mediterranean allure, evokes the feeling of an enchanted evening on the Aegean coast—minus the passport stamp.

Whatever the occasion, from milestone moments to spontaneous celebrations, we’ll curate every detail with style, flair, and a splash of magic. Call 828.645.3309 for personal attention to your gathering.

Closed Mondays—but every other day, the revelry awaits.

The Mediterranean, a.k.a. the Blue Room: Where Saints and Sinners Dine in Harmony

Step through the doors of the Mediterranean Room, and suddenly, you’re not in North Carolina anymore—you’re tucked away in a European café filled with history, mystery, and a hint of mischief. Locals affectionately call it the “Saints and Sinners” room, thanks to its eclectic collection of icons, relics, and Renaissance art, including a certain Mona Lisa blowing bubblegum, because why not?

Bathed in Greek Blue and Mediterranean splendor, this space is airy, sun-kissed, and effortlessly elegant, with billowy white fabric floating above and a cozy fireplace perfect for long, lingering conversations. The skylights invite the daylight to dance across your plate, while sliding doors reveal a tranquil nature setting—ideal for a brunch that turns into lunch or a dinner that turns into a midnight toast. Occasionally, you’ll even catch an acoustic duo serenading the scene, because some meals deserve their own soundtrack.

The Red Room: Sultry, Seductive, and Just a Little Dangerous

The Red Room is where James Bond meets a lava lamp—somehow, inexplicably, it works. It’s a room that inspires passion and appetite, where Al Capone would’ve felt right at home in his corner booth, surveying the scene for a quick getaway. And keep an eye out—because a purple rhino or a dinosaur might just be watching you (jealous of your entrée, of course).

 

Whether you’re here for a sultry date night, an indulgent evening with friends, or simply a glass of wine that turns into a bottle, this is the place to unwind, indulge, and embrace your inner hedonist.

Welcome to the Red Room, where romance, revelry, and a really great steak all live under the same roof. This is the space for lovers of food, wine, and whispered secrets, for those who appreciate an intimate table by the fire or a plush leather chair in a cozy conversation nook.

The Diner: Where It All Began

This is the heart, the soul, the original spark of Stoney Knob Café. Since 1962, the Diner has been serving up warm hospitality, bold flavors, and an ever-growing collection of oddities that somehow feel like home.

Here, you can cozy up at a top table with hors d’oeuvres, sip a cocktail at the lively Tango Bar, or sink into an ostrich-covered booth for a meal that feels like a warm embrace. It’s warm, eclectic, and inviting, filled with off-the-ranch movies and bizarre cinematic gems playing in the background, setting the perfect mood for laughter, storytelling, and a toast (or three) to the good life.

Patrons say it feels like their own kitchen, their own living room, their own happy place—and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Because when you dine with us, you’re not just a guest—you’re family.

Whichever room you choose, one thing is certain: at Stoney Knob Café, you’re not just dining—you’re discovering.